RNC

Rumsfeld’s Naughty Coalition – or – the RNC.
It’s rough in Iraq – and Rumsfeld and his Naughty Coalition is bent on making it rougher.
A small cadre of rough boys, hand picked by Rumsfeld himself, have been fielded in Iraq, Afghanistan and Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Using dogs to frighten the prisoners these men and women deliver a new kind of terror at a reasonable price.
Other techniques include stripping a prisoner naked and having him stand in one spot for hours. Electrocution is provided at no extra cost.
‘We call it electrogenesis therapy – or Genesis for short, because when we’re done with them they’re in a whole new world.’, says General Scrappy “Pappy” “Lapdog” Peters.
Changing the amount of food delivered is also a wonderful new technique that these brave men and women have perfected. For example – if the prisoner provides some good information then the prisoner is rewarded with chocolate cake. If the prisoner does not give information they are punished by being force fed a cricket.
Rumsfeld’s Naughty Coalition will be holding it’s first annual conference in Miami, Florida.
Some of the papers to be presented at this historic event include :
‘Spanking As a Form of International Diplomacy’
Presented by Donny “Donna” Rumsfeld
‘They’re Not Children – They’re Collateral Damage’
Subtitled : ‘Dealing With the Bleeding Heart, Liberal Press’
By ‘Big General’ Scott McClellan
‘Keep Your Eye On the Ball’ and ‘Nothing Up My Sleeve’
By Colin ‘Woo Woo’ Powell
‘Clearing the Way for Dysentery’
By Mohammed ‘Boom Boom’ Abizaid, Commander American Forces, Iraq
‘How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?’
By Prime Minister ‘Jake’ Allawi of Iraq
‘Crawford, Texas – It’s History and It’s People’
By George Wrong Bush
The keynote speaker at the conference will be Connie “Con Man” Rice who will present :
“We’re Winning the War Because We Say So, Dammit!’
Tickets may be purchased in advance. If you will be attending in costume please contact the Dominatrix in order to confirm latex or leather.