Crazy Zell!

For Sale - 1 Slightly Dented Thermonuclear Bomb Contact Zell Miller for Details
CRAZY ZELL IS GOING CRAZY!!!
THE AIR FORCE DON’T WANT IT!
OWN YOUR OWN THERMONUCLEAR BOMB TODAY!!!
Located in about 20 to 30 feet of water and encased in natural, refrigerated mud an unclaimed thermonuclear bomb awaits a new owner just off the Georgia Coast!
WHY BUY NEW WHEN USED WILL DO?
GET A FREE PAIR OF BRITISH FLAG UNDERWEAR JUST FOR LOOKIN’!
(Residency Rules May Apply. British Flag Underwear offer only good while supplies last. Purchaser must sign agreement not to detonate in whole or in part anywhere in the territories of the United States. Financing available through the World Bank for approved buyers. Purchase must be made before November 2nd, 2004 for discount to apply.)
Call Today : 1-202-224-3643
CRAZY ZELL ASKS – WHAT WILL OUR SOLDIERS DEFEND US WITH?
POP GUNS?
NOT ANYMORE!
CRAZY ZELL’S GOT MORE IN STORE!!!
Call now to learn more about this exciting, once in a lifetime offer.
Crazy Zell has a hydrogen bomb for you!
Located just off the Georgia Coast!
Easy to use and Crazy Zell affirms it’s absolutely SAFE!
(Residency Rules May Apply. Purchaser must sign agreement not to detonate in whole or in part anywhere in the territories of the United States. Purchase must be made before November 2nd, 2004 for discounts to apply.)
CRAZY ZELL - HE’S CRAZY!
Call Today : 1-202-224-3643